the registration system is hard for a reason: to keep the "penis enlargement" spam outta here. this place was getting 10+ spam-bot registrations a day, now we get maybe two a month.
not naming any names here, but if you cant successfully register here, then you suck at computers. stop using windows 3.11 and internet explorer 3.0e, maybe? but go ahead and email me anyway, so i can help. i dunno, maybe it is too hard for you because you are missing fingers or something, or maybe your mom makes you wear mittens in the basement. who knows.
-Sean
berisford at gmail dot com